Defying all Explanation

Let me tell you just a little about Pea Ridge, Arkansas.

First off it's the closest town to me, being about 10 miles south from the Spite Family Wilderness Retreat.

Secondly it's not a big town. Population is just over 2,500. Mostly farmland. A few subdivisions built in the last 2 years.

But this morning, I recieved a shock. Or rather a jaw dropping epiphany.

Here's a hint: The Internet topic for this article, is correct.

There is nothing quite like, at 3:30 in the morning driving in the fog.

As I'm cruising past the high school, and the cow pasture's I make a turn by the baseball field only to espy looming out of the fog, a sign.

But not just any sign.

It is a white sign.

With Black letters.

I am so taken back by this sign that is illuminated in my headlights, that I pull over.

I am overtaken by laughter.

I can't stop.

Behind me I hear a bull bellowing in the field across the road.

Crickett's are chirping.

I get back in my car, laughing still, and I'm through the entire town of Pea Ridge in less time than it took for me to type this article.

What was the sign?

An advertisement for Pea Ridge Single.Com

The only thought I had while driving was "So .....the database consists of the Webmaster...and who else?"