Where Men are Men and ......

This is a Public Service Announcement brought to you by someone who is going stir crazy. Enjoy.

I have laughed at the soap and shampoo movement for years.

I threw away my "Raspberry Banquet Basket of Love and Fruit with Apricot Scrub with Hawaiian Beach Breeze 2 days after a Tropical Storm" scent.

I junked my "Peach, Milk, Dandelion, and Fresh Mountain Floral Arrangement from Switzerland" Shampoo

I stopped caring if my Shampoo was Orgasmic, Organic or erogenous.

Now, years after my revolt against the soap and shampoo companies of America....I am finally vindicated.

Essential Oils in Soap and Shampoo products may cause Breast Enlargement in Young Men.

Lavender, tea tree oils may contribute to male breast growth.

Men! Stop using stuff that sounds like a vegetarian all you can eat buffet!

How can something smell like a Floral arrangement on the top of a mountain in Switzerland? The on ly thing on top of mountains in Switzerland is freaking snow! You ever smelled freaking snow?!

Do you want your Strapping young son of whom you hope to watch play NFL ball to suddenly need a C Cup?! Instead of a Baseball Ball Cup?

Is this what you want, the sissyfication of the men of America?

I won't tolerate it! But then I revolted years ago. Dug my grand dad's Wild Root & Talcum out of my closet, Selson Blue for Shampoo, chucked Flash Gordon's Ray Gun  went back to using a towel and dug up a good barber whose shop is decorated with St Louis Cardinal decorations and whose waiting seats are actual stadium seats from the old stadium in downtown Rogers.

Take back your masculinity! Carpe bellus aegrus adulescentia!

Or god forbid the next shampoo will be penile reduction. Salt Pita Scent